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    A CABBIE PICKUPS A NUN

    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cabdriver won’t stop staring at her. She asks...

    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cabdriver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring…He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you”She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as...
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    AT THE PEARLY GATES

    A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in...

    A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven. St. Peter tells them that he’ll do his...
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    A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store..

    A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in California, walked into a jewelry store in a local mall this past Friday evening with a...

    A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in California, walked into a jewelry store in a local mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out...
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    Daily Joke: An elderly couple celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary

    An elderly couple were celebrating their 60th anniversary. They had married as childhood sweethearts and moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding...

    An elderly couple were celebrating their 60th anniversary. They had married as childhood sweethearts and moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered and found the old desk they’d shared, where Jerry had carved the words ‘I love...
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    A State Trooper Pulled A Car Over

    A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the West Virginia State line: When the trooper asked the...

    A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the West Virginia State line: When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the elderly man said he was a juggler and was on his way to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn’t want to...
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    A Confession of a Sinner Man

    A young man went into confession crying, and told the priest:“Forgive me father for I have sinned”. “What have you done?” asked the priest. “A...

    A young man went into confession crying, and told the priest:“Forgive me father for I have sinned”. “What have you done?” asked the priest. “A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained there until closing time and when I was about to go home, rain started pouring down. It was so intense...
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    HARD TEST

    A month before my wedding, my fiancée told me she mistakenly left her favorite hoodie at her sister’s apartment and asked me to go get...

    A month before my wedding, my fiancée told me she mistakenly left her favorite hoodie at her sister’s apartment and asked me to go get it. I knocked on the door and her sister answered, wearing yoga pants and a low-cut top. I’d always thought my fiancée’s sister was hot but she was exceptionally sexy...
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    Man Returns Home To A Messy House. When He Asks His Wife What Happened, Her Response Is Gold

    Man Returns Home In A Messy Home If you’ve ever been a house wife or you currently are one now, don’t you feel a bit...

    Man Returns Home In A Messy Home If you’ve ever been a house wife or you currently are one now, don’t you feel a bit under appreciated at times? I know I sure do. With all the cleaning, cooking, and caring we do for our husbands and children, I just wish we would receive a...
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    never argue with a woman who reads…..It”s likely she can also think.

    One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake,...

    One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game...
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    Anger vs Exasperation.

    A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked: “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?”...

    A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked: “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?” LongThe father replied: “It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.” With that the father went to the telephone and dialled a number at...
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    An Unfair But Fair Trick

    Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up...

    Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. Jack...
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    A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story …

    Morals: Stories with Moral… A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of...

    Morals: Stories with Moral… A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories. In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, “My dad is a farmer and we have...
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    The Best Funny Irish Christmas Gift Letter.

    A young Irish man called Paddy wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend: They hadn’t been seeing each other for very long...

    A young Irish man called Paddy wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend: They hadn’t been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Donegal and he lived in Kerry . Paddy consulted with his Sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike...
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  • Six retired Italian Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Guido loses $1,000 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table! Showing respect for their fallen
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    ITALIAN POKER CLUB

    Six retired Italian Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Guido loses $1,000 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops...

    Six retired Italian Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Guido loses $1,000 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing, but standing up. At the end of the game, Giovanni looks around and asks, “So,...
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  • I'm sure his wife is a blonde
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    I’m sure his wife is blonde

    On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio whilst eating their breakfast. They heard the announcer say that...

    On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio whilst eating their breakfast. They heard the announcer say that there was going to be 8-10 inches of snow that morning and would all residents please park their cars on the even numbered side of the street so the snow...
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