The day after his wife’s disappearance in a kayak accident in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia, a man opened his door to find two dark-eyed RCMP officers.
“We know it’s late, sir, but we have some information about your wife,” said one of the officers.
“Tell me! Did you find her!? ” The husband shouted.
The officers looked at each other. One said,
“We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.. Which do you want to hear first?”
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said “Give me the bad news first.”
The second officer said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in the bay.”
“Oh my God!” exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, “What’s the good news?”
The officer continued, “When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to her.”
Stunned, the husband demanded, “If that’s the good news, what’s the great news???”
The officer answered, “We’re gonna pull her up again tomorrow.”
SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE INTERESTING STUFF