A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar,
.. so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know.
The same as you I suppose,” she replied.
So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered, “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband.*
“And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”