DIRTY FUNNY JOKE: 3 Guys Hiking Along, When Cannibals Attacked Them

DIRTY FUNNY JOKE: 3 Guys Hiking Along, When Bears Attacked Them

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One day in the jungle, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden; a huge pack of Bears attacked them and knocked them unconscious.

When they awoke, they were at the leader of the tribe’s throne.

The chief then said “All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me.”

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The chief then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his a$$ without making any expressions at all on his face or any sounds.

He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 blueberries. The chief soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy.

After the 9th blueberry, the man started laughing so hard for no apparent reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy asked the second, “Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more blueberry and you’d have gotten away! ” The second guy answered while still laughing, “I couldn’t help it.

I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples.”

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