After seeing this he thought to himself, "I gotta see this!" After driving for a one mile he saw the stand and pulled off to investigate.

DIRTY JOKE: THE PEACHE FLAVOR

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Submitted by: Joanna Ann

I like jokes. Got any good ones? I’ll start. Here’s an oldie, but goodie.

A man was driving along a countryside road when he saw a panel that read “Peaches, All Flavors, 1 Mile.”

 After seeing this he thought to himself, “I gotta see this!” After driving for a one mile he saw the stand and pulled off to investigate.

“Hi, I saw your sign and want to know how you can have peaches all flavors?”

“Well, sir, pick a flavor.”

“OK, strawberry.”

With that the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to the customer.

The customer bit into it and it tasted like strawberries.

“That’s amazing! It really tastes like strawberries. Can you do blueberry?”

The customer bit into the peach and it tasted like peanut butter.

With that, the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to the customer.

the peache joke

The customer bit into it and it tasted like blueberries.

“Here’s a good one. Peanut butter and jelly.”

The man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to the customer.

“Hey, I taste the peanut butter but where’s the jelly?”

“Turn it around,” replied the man.

The customer turned the peach around and bit into it and tasted jelly.”

“OK, here’s a hard one: p##sy.”

With that, the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to the customer, the customer bit into it and responded, “This tastes like shit!”

“Turn it around,” replied the man.

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