A man sees a sign in front of a house, “Talking Dog for Sale.”
He rings the bell, and the owner takes him to the back yard where the dog is chained to a post.
“Can you talk?” asks the man. “Yep,” says the dog. “I discovered this first at a young age.
Then I worked for the CIA, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one expected a dog to be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
Then I did undercover security work, mostly listening to suspicious characters and uncovering some incredible dealings, I was awarded many medals.
Later I married, had some puppies, and now I’m retired.” The man is astonished.
He asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. “Ten dollars,” replies the owner.
“That’s an awfully low price for such an amazing dog,” says the man. “Why on earth are you selling him – and so cheap?”
The owner replies, “Because he’s such a damn liar.”