Funny Story: Husband And Wife needs A Handyman

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The husband, comes home from work, and his wife greets him with, “Honey, the bathroom door is sticking.


You have to take it down and plane it.” The husband replies. “What do I look like, a carpenter? Call someone and have it fixed.”


The next day when he comes home, his wife greets him, “Honey, the hallway light doesn’t work.


I changed the bulb but it still doesn’t work.” He replies, “So all of a sudden I’m an electrician? Call someone and have it fixed.”


The very next day, as he walks through the door, his wife says, “Honey, now the kitchen faucet is dripping.” He says,

“Damn it, now I’m a plumber? Call someone and have all these things fixed.”


Two weeks pass and the husband says, “Did you ever get those things fixed that were such a problem?”

She replies, “Yes, I hired a handyman who fixed them all.”


“Well, what did it cost us?” “Nothing. He said I could either pay him with sex or I could bake him a cake.”


“So what kind of cake did you bake him?”

“Who do I look like, Betty C rocker?”


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