An older gentleman accidentally overturns his golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: “Are you okay? What’s your name?”
“It’s John, and I’m okay, thanks,” he replies as he pulled himself out of the twisted cart.
“John,” she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) “forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I’ll help you get the cart up later?”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” he answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”
“Oh, come on now,” Elizabeth insisted… She was so very pretty, very sexy and very persuasive … John was weak. “Well okay,” he finally agreed but he thought to himself, “my wife won’t like it.”
After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, he thanks Elizabeth. “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d best go now” he stammers.
“Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. “She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”
John replies – “Still under the cart, I guess.”