I'm sure his wife is a blonde

I’m sure his wife is blonde

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On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio whilst eating their breakfast.

They heard the announcer say that there was going to be 8-10 inches of snow that morning and would all residents please park their cars on the even numbered side of the street so the snow ploughs could get through.

So the good wife gets up and moves her car.

The following week, they are both again eating breakfast when it comes on the radio that today we will be expecting 10-12 inches of snow and please park all cars on the odd side of the street to allow the snow plough through.

The good wife again goes out to move her car.

A week goes by when another announcement over the radio states that this time we are expecting over 14 inches of snow and would residents kindly park……..

The power goes out! The good wife is very upset and with a worried look on her face says to her husband, “I don’t know what to do, which side of the street do I park on to allow the snow plough through?”

At this point the husband with love and understanding in his voice calmly comforts his blonde wife and says – “why don’t you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time!”


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