A guy sits at the bar and bets the bartender $200 he can bite his eye. The bartender takes him up on the bet. The guy takes out his glass eye and bites it. Then the guy bets the bartender $600 he can bite his other eye. The bartender figures the guy is obviously not blind and can't have another glass eye so

Johnny And The Bartender. HILARIOUS JOKE

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Johnny sits down at the bar and bet the bartender 200 bucks he can bite his own eye.

The bartender takes him up on the bet.

Johnny takes out his glass eye and bites it.

Then Johnny bets the bartender $600 he can bite his other eye.

A guy sits at the bar and bets the bartender $200 he can bite his eye.
The bartender takes him up on the bet. The guy takes out his glass eye and bites it.
Then the guy bets the bartender $600 he can bite his other eye.
The bartender figures the guy is obviously not blind and can't have another glass eye so

The bartender figures Johnny is obviously not blind and can’t have another glass eye so he takes him up on the bet.

Johnny takes out his false teeth and gingerly touches them with his good eye.

Now Johnny bets the bartender $2000 that he can stand on the Barstool and, when the bartender slides a pint glass down the bar, can piss into the pint glass without a single drop landing outside the glass.

The bartender figures no one could possibly do that, let alone a guy with no depth perception.

So the bartender takes him up on the bet.

When he slides the pint glass down the bar Johnny just pisses all over the bar.

He doesn’t look like he’s even aiming for the pint glass.

The bartender collects his $2000 and laughs while he mops up the piss.

He notices Johnny seems pretty happy and asks him why.

Johnny says, “You see those four guys at that table? I bet them $5000 each I could piss all over the bar and you’d laugh about it.

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