A blonde wanted to earn extra money on the weekends. She went door-to-door in a wealthy neighborhood to find out who needed help with odd jobs. When she asked a man if he needed help with anything around his house, he replied, “You can paint my porch for 50 dollars.” The blonde agreed to paint his porch for 50 dollars. The man went back inside his house, and his wife asked him if the blonde knew that the porch wrapped around the whole house, and the man replied, “I’m sure she knows. She was standing on the porch.” Shortly thereafter, the blonde woman knocked on the door to tell the man that she finished the job. He said, “You did that quickly.” “Yes, and I had paint left over, so I put two coats on it.” The man was impressed and paid the blonde 50 dollars. The blonde said, “Thank you. By the way, that isn’t actually a Porch. It’s a Ferrari.

Joke of the day: A blonde wanted to earn extra money on the weekends.

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A blonde wanted to earn extra money on the weekends.

Blonde Joke of the day: A blonde wanted to earn extra money on the weekends.

She went door-to-door in a wealthy neighborhood to find out who needed help with odd jobs.

When she asked a man if he needed help with anything around his house, he replied, “You can paint my porch for 50 dollars.”

The blonde agreed to paint his porch for 50 dollars.

The man went back inside his house, and his wife asked him if the blonde knew that the porch wrapped around the whole house, and the man replied, “I’m sure she knows.

She was standing on the porch.” Shortly thereafter, the blonde woman knocked on the door to tell the man that she finished the job.

He said, “You did that quickly.”

“Yes, and I had paint left over, so I put two coats on it.” The man was impressed and paid the blonde 50 dollars.

The blonde said, “Thank you. By the way, that isn’t actually a Porch. It’s a Ferrari.

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