never argue with a woman who reads…..It”s likely she can also think.

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One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.


Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.


Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,” Good morning, Ma’am, what are you doing”?
“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious”?)
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.


“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”


“Yes, but you have all the equipment. I’ll have to write you up a ticket.”


“For reading a book”? she replies.


“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her again.


“But officer, I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”


“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to write you up a ticket and you’ll have to pay a fine.”


“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.


“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the Game Warden.


“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he immediately departed.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.


Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece!!………….


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