One of the first "dirty" jokes I ever heard as a kid. Always loved it

One of the first “dirty” jokes I ever heard as a kid. Always loved it

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A guy pulled up the bar in a brand new Cadillac.

He gets out, walks inside, pulls out rolls of twenties and starts buying everybody drinks.

The weird part was he had a head the size of a grapefruit.

The bartender stirs up a conversation and says “he man, not to be rude but I have to ask… what’s with your tiny head?”

The man shrugs and says “Well, it’s a funny story.

You have probably heard the stories.

I was traveling around the orient and found this old oil lamp.

I figured I might as give it a shot and so I rubbed it.

All of the sudden this gorgeous genie comes out of the lamp and gives her whole spiel about 3 wishes.”

“First thing I wished for was this roll of $20’s that never ends.

I’m still spending the thing. Works great.

So for my second wish, I asked for a brand new Cadillac that becomes new again every year.

Pretty great to always have a brand new car.”

“Problem is I sort of hit a brick wall and didn’t know what else to wish for.

I thought for a bit and told the genie ‘well, I’m not sure what else to wish for, but you are pretty hot. Want to fool around?’”

The genie responded “hey it’s your wish.

But I just smoked from the waste down. Not a whole lot of fun there”

So I asked “how about alittle head?”

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